Right to the point.

I was going through some email a few minutes ago when I came across this particular gem I received the other night from Miss H. The entire email, and I quote was -

"Let me give you an outline of tonight's activities:

I. You shower and get dressed, in an outfit to be described later.
II. You do a list of things. Two pages of things.
III. Something.
IV. Something more.
V. I cum.
VI. Goodnight."

That's just one out of about a million and one reasons I love her so much.