It looks and feels a little bit weird the first time you use it but it actually feels really amazing. Each time you pull it down the length of your cock the material stretches out and goes from a pure white to being able to see through it. It's very soft and squishy inside but it definitely does the trick. It wasn't more then a few minutes after being inside the egg did I explode in a gush of cum. It's not quite as good as the real thing, but it's a fun thing to play around with.
Not the smartest thing I've ever done.
When the time came, Miss H carefully got naked and laid down on the bed, telling me to do the same. As I did I immediately began trying to make out with her. She put up with this for a few seconds before pushing my head down between her thighs and making me orally service her. When I was done I sat between her spread legs, cock fully erect and tingling, waiting for what I expected would be her giving me permission to enter her dripping pussy. Instead she calmly looked at me and without an ounce of care in her voice, promptly told me to get off the bed, get the Tenga Egg, and get on all fours at the bottom of the bed.
After retrieving the egg she told me to open it and use it because that would be the only "pussy" I was getting that night. Normally I think Miss H would have been much harsher on me for being so aggressive and non-submissive, but I think the curiosity of watching me use the egg in front of her while she watched tempered her anger. It wasn't long until I came inside of it, the huge release of cum filling up the egg, clearly visible as it was stretched tight around me. Miss H chuckled a bit, amused at how fast I had cum after being inside it, then motioned me off to get cleaned up so we could get to bed.