1) My ass still looks like I got assaulted with a baseball bat. The bruises have turned a deep purple/black but don't really hurt anymore. This pic was taken yesterday morning.
2) On a brighter note our new replacement cane came in the mail. We haven't tried it yet, Miss H wants to make sure my bruises heal first before she starts the beatings again, but the cane does seem very nice. It's more "springy" then our old cane which hopefully should prevent it from breaking again. It looks red in the picture but it actually is more of a pink/magenta. My favorite color ;)